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Carver Patent Law, Ltd.
Crazy Patents
It has been said that "what a man can conceive, a man can achieve." This page is dedicated to those "achievements" that make you wonder.... what were they thinking???
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This was obviously designed for those with a Pharaoh-complex |
If your Magic 8 Ball doesn't give you the answer you want, give this a try instead | Not for use by the alcohol-impaired |
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| Pat. 6,799,399 | Pat. 6,799,762 | Pat. 6,782,639 |
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Burial Structure for the Interment of Human Remains and Significant Memorabilia |
Psychic Seeds Entertaining Growth System | Footwear for a Dynamic, Rolling Walking-Action |
| Wouldn't you KNOW if you'd hit a pedestrian? | Hmmmm...... | For those of us who can't SEE that the toilet paper roll holder is empty |
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| Pat. 6,784,792 | Pat. D494,820 | Pat. 6,772,975 |
| Method and Device for Recognition of a Collision with a Pedestrian | Nutcracker | Talking Toilet Paper Roll Holder |
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For those of us too lazy to let the dog outside |
Because we all know how unattractive wrinkly breasts are |
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| Pat. 6,769,382 | Pat. 6,769,955 |
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Flush Toilet for a Dog |
Anti-Wrinkle Bra for Sleeping |
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I guess this could be helpful to those too shy to introduce themselves in person... ?? |
Not sure WHY you would need something like this | Helpful if you're sunbathing alone |
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| Pat. 6,799,035 | Pat. 6,773,742 | Pat. D497,451 |
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Apparatus and Process for Sending a Wireless Directional Signal Containing Personal Information |
Patterned Boiled Egg and Process for Producing Same | Roller Tool for Applying Sunscreen to One's Own Back |
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At last... no more worries about falling off your bike! |
Great for your feet, but what about the REST of your body? |
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| Pat. 6,805,657 | Pat. D494,277 |
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Body-Connected Bike |
Foot-Tanning Device |
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Somedays you feel like a D-cup, and some days you don't |
Because it's never too early to teach your kids the joys of litigation | Perfect for those long-distance relationships |
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| Pat. 6,796,875 | Pat. 6,805,351 | Pat. 6,786,863 |
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Breast Implant Sizing Apparatus and Method |
Lawsuit Board Game | Method and Apparatus for Remote Physical Contact |
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For the pampered pet that has everything |
Gives new meaning to the phrase, "I'm feeling a little blue today." |
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| Pat. 6,803,061 | Pat. 6,802,830 |
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Ingestible Chewing Gum for Animals |
Device and Method that Generates a Fog Capable of Altering the Color of Human Skin |