Fortunately, there is not too much damage, and I didn't get hurt, so you don't have to worry about that.

I was coming home from shopping at the mall, and as I was turning into our driveway, the cell phone rang. I answered it, and it was Vicki.

She told me she was still at the mall, and do you remember that cute little shoe store that I love? Well, she said they were having a "storewide" clearance sale! I got so excited when I heard that, that my foot slipped off the brake and I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator pedal! The garage door is slightly bent, and the pickup came to a halt when it bumped my car. Don't worry, your motorcycle and you beer chest did not get damaged at all!

I am really sorry this happened, but I know that you are so worried that I could have been hurt in this silly little accident, that you will forgive me. You are so kind hearted, and you know how much I love and care for you.

I will be staying at my mothers for a few days, until the garage door is fixed, so you can reach me there. In fact, why don't you stay at that hotel and play golf with your buddies, until I get this little mess cleaned up-----I really don't want you to have to worry about me, or the garage door-----the nice young man from the insurance company is helping me make it all better.

I will call you when it is all fixed up. I just can't wait to hold you in my arms again!

Your loving wife, XOXOXOXOXO

OOOOPS!!!

You are driving along a narrow two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted,
And come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider
For the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass?


Which is the correct choice?

Why take chances?